Don’t pretend you don’t know this song.
30 rock running jokes | kenneth is immortal
The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
What The Signs Would Do Before the End of the World
aries: rant to everyone about their problems for the final time
taurus: robs everything
gemini: raids a pharmacy
cancer: sleeps through it and wakes up in heaven really confused
leo: is broadcasting the last news report, but ends up saying fuck it and joins taurus in messing everything up.
virgo: ends up saving earth
libra: tries to save all the cute animals
scorpio: masturbates
sagittarius: explores a volcano and winds up killing themselves before anything happens
capricorn: gets rlly drunk so they don’t know whats going on
aquarius: building a rocket ship to leave the planet
pisces: praying for a miracle
You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.
Blue Valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance
my parents……..Were Right
if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy
