greeting your relatives
Don’t pretend you don’t know this song.
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What The Signs Would Do Before the End of the World
aries: rant to everyone about their problems for the final time
taurus: robs everything
gemini: raids a pharmacy
cancer: sleeps through it and wakes up in heaven really confused
leo: is broadcasting the last news report, but ends up saying fuck it and joins taurus in messing everything up.
virgo: ends up saving earth
libra: tries to save all the cute animals
scorpio: masturbates
sagittarius: explores a volcano and winds up killing themselves before anything happens
capricorn: gets rlly drunk so they don’t know whats going on
aquarius: building a rocket ship to leave the planet
pisces: praying for a miracle
You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.
Blue Valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance